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FUNNY MORNING STORY

So my mom works at Ameristar, which has a casino. She’s a dealer there, and doesn’t get home till 3:00-4:00 ish. And that point on, it is impossible to wake her up on the first go.

First time you wake her up she goes “Good luck on your ace sir…”

Second time “Place your bets!”

Third…”I KNOW WHAT IM DOIN PLEASE CALM DOWN”

And today, she says to my little brother.
“Look are you gonna play or….like. Leave the table?”

….
Imma try to wake her up one more time.

merkiplier:

can u just

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